
This past Wednesday, February 8th, we presented Facts and Tips for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse to the students at MACCS. As part of our production concept we will be working with the local media arts departments from 4 of Albuquerque’s charter schools. So, as part of our introduction to the schools we did a presentation, complete with a zombie, a wrangler, two scientists, some producers, and myself.
We had a loose script where we introduced the concept through a series of zombie & George Romero related questions. We gave away a pie for getting a smart-ass answer for “what is Pi?” The student that gave us the correct mathematical answer won the chance to be made up as a zombie by our make up artist, Sara Roybal, and he wore the make up all day! The student that gave us the answer “delicious” was presented with a lovely cherry pie from Brittany, our lab assistant. Then Nick and I moved into explaining F.A.T.S.A.Z.A. to the kids while Johnny Ray, played by our producer Chris Ranney, led in our “Test Subject” – a zombie played by Andrea B. Good. Our other producer, Brent Tiano, stood at the back of the room taking pictures. So most of these lovely little snap shots are his handy work.
Johnny Ray and the “Test Subject” entered from the rear of the room, having to clear a path through the students. When they reached the stage we all did our best to stay away from the zombie’s infected jowls! She was scary and when Dr. Claire Hays came out to perform our experiment on how certain sound effects create advantageous results in the “Test Subject”, she named the zombie Becky. And that gave us one of our trivia questions at the end of the presentation for our T-shirt giveaway. After all, I did warn the kids that there would be a test afterwards.

During the experiment, Becky was a handful. She escaped, not only once, but twice. We were able to wrangle her back into her harness and continued the presentation on how we will be working with the media arts kids to produce the webisode serial. The experiment showed how the musical stylings of Don Ho lulled the zombie into a non-aggressive and docile state. Dr. Claire Hays was played by Carol Anne Watts and she did a great job ad-libbing on only two hours of sleep. She arrived earlier that morning from California and we immediately put her to work!

At the end of the gig, during our last T-Shirt giveaway, Becky escaped again and well…she killed me. She attacked and killed the writer before Johnny Ray, with help of a student, could save me. I was toast, and Nick and Brittany ushered the kids out of the room. But then Lucinda, the media arts teacher, had those students interested in joining our production team sign up right then and there. So…my clean exit from stage was shattered as most of the assembly hung out with us. But honestly, I had a hard time keeping myself from laughing at Johnny Ray kicking me and saying…”Yeah, well…he’s a goner.“ So…there ya go, our little zombie play.

It was a lot of fun, and I got to speak to some great kids after it about the production and the productions that they’ve done. One kid even had his own IMDB page. That made me feel a little dumb. Here I am an award winning filmmaker getting out-shined from the youth again. Isn’t it bad enough they instantly Grok technology, are online wizards, have all the years ahead of ‘em, as well as all the energy, and have unlimited potential and ideas? Anyhoo…perhaps I’ll set up my own IMDB page soon. After all, it only took my friend Bert Hall two years of nagging me before I got on Facebook. Still don’t know if I should thank him or kick him in the nuts for that one. Anyway…I’ve completely wandered off track.

So, I guess what I’m saying is that the presentation at MACCS was very…very cool. I had a great time, and I am looking forward to pre-production, principle, & post with these kids. It is going to be a great show. And funny. And who knows…we might actually through some real science in there, so that it’ll be just as educational for those watching the show as it is for those working with us to make it! We have another writer’s meeting today, and I am very excited about what’s been coming out in group. It keeps getting better and better.
To everyone that helped to make the event extra special, and to all the kids, Thank You!
